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Startup Roast Brutal honesty, served hot — by an AI with a Sand Hill Road accent

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🔥The Roast
No roast yet. Type your startup idea above, hit ROAST ME, and watch two AI-comedians go to work.
🛠What Could Work
No constructive half yet. After the roast, the same AI steps up with a 3-4 sentence plan to actually make it work.
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How it works

You type a 1-2 sentence startup idea. The model returns two sections separated by a line of ---: section A is a brutal 3-4 sentence VC-style roast; section B is a 3-4 sentence constructive counter. We parse on the delimiter and render each in its own card with a different visual tone. Use REGENERATE to roll again with the same prompt, or STEELMAN MY IDEA to get a 1-paragraph defense of your idea as if a smart friend were pitching it back. The star rating is purely client-side — saved to localStorage. Token usage is tracked from usage in the response.

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